My Starbucks Order Aliases

"Elena" is too difficult to spell, apparently. Plus why should I tell strangers my real name?
  1. Andy
    Because I won't take his last name when we get married. But I'll borrow his first when convenient for me.
  2. Athena
    Because I love the Greek mythology, and Athena is as bad ass as it gets.
  3. Kira
    I wanted my brother to name his daughter Kira, but he didn't. So now I'm trying to make the name hip so he regrets it.
  4. Yule
    An alias I invented years ago. Reliable. No one has ever doubted that it's fake, when I used it.
  5. Mindy
    Because I'm obsessed with Mindy Kaling.