My Starbucks Order Aliases
"Elena" is too difficult to spell, apparently. Plus why should I tell strangers my real name?
- •AndyBecause I won't take his last name when we get married. But I'll borrow his first when convenient for me.
- •AthenaBecause I love the Greek mythology, and Athena is as bad ass as it gets.
- •KiraI wanted my brother to name his daughter Kira, but he didn't. So now I'm trying to make the name hip so he regrets it.
- •YuleAn alias I invented years ago. Reliable. No one has ever doubted that it's fake, when I used it.
- •MindyBecause I'm obsessed with Mindy Kaling.