5 JOKES THAT ONLY MAKE SENSE TO AN ONION FARMER
- •What do you call a man with potassium on his soil cloth? -- Phillip
- •What do you get if you cross a Caledonian Brown with a Chard? -- Horse-flies.
- •My wife is so fat, her faeces has a resting PH of 8.4
- •How do you make an onion tart? Dip it in sulphur and leave it out for the winter.
- •What did the big onion say to the little onion? -- Do my gestational palps look fat in this?