THE SIX BEST PICK-UP LINES I KNOW
- •Was your father a bee-keeper? Because by the time we've finished making love, one of us is gonna be in a waspital!
- •Is your father a grave-robber? Because you've got me COFFIN' like anything. (Then cough loudly for a while)
- •Excuse me, are you a telephone? Cos when I look at you, I got this like CRAZY ringing in my ears (Shout this line as loudly as you can with a look of agony on your face)
- •If I told you you had nice eyes, would you hold them against me?
- •Damn girl! You're so hot you really got me sweatin' here! (Works best if you're absolutely soaked through with sweat)
- •Here's 10p. Go call your mum and tell her I've wet myself.