1. Was your father a bee-keeper? Because by the time we've finished making love, one of us is gonna be in a waspital!
  2. Is your father a grave-robber? Because you've got me COFFIN' like anything. (Then cough loudly for a while)
  3. Excuse me, are you a telephone? Cos when I look at you, I got this like CRAZY ringing in my ears (Shout this line as loudly as you can with a look of agony on your face)
  4. If I told you you had nice eyes, would you hold them against me?
  5. Damn girl! You're so hot you really got me sweatin' here! (Works best if you're absolutely soaked through with sweat)
  6. Here's 10p. Go call your mum and tell her I've wet myself.