REASONS WHY I AM SO NOT LA
- •I don't own enough LululemonDid anyone else know you can buy Lulu socks? Do I need to get them? Like, what?
- •I have never been to Soul CycleIt honestly sounds frightening. I don't want someone yelling 'MORE LOVE' at me.
- •I've never done a juice cleanseExcept for that one time I got a bunch of smoothies from Trader Joes and drank all of them in 2 hours and then had a string cheese.
- •I don't drink vodka sodasI like Old Fashioneds, which have, you know, just a WHOLE SUGAR CUBE in them.
- •I've never hiked RunyonRunyon just sounds like onion which makes me think of onion rings.
- •I've never been to Laurel HardwareLiterally thought it was a hardware store.
- •I'm allergic to avocadosNo joke. My throat swells up. Doesn't stop me from eat copious amounts of guac though. #yogo (you only guac once).