TINDER DATES I HAVE BEEN ON IN THE PAST 2 WEEKS

  1. Guy I went to high school with who told me he has a dick piercing
  2. Guy who is Jewish who had a religious epiphany and said we couldn't hook up because I'm not Jewish
  3. Guy who would only communicate with me via Snapchat Chat
  4. Guy with huge beard, who I didn't realize was short because he was sitting down when I met him
  5. Guy with huge beard, who was 6'7"