TINDER DATES I HAVE BEEN ON IN THE PAST 2 WEEKS
- •Guy I went to high school with who told me he has a dick piercing
- •Guy who is Jewish who had a religious epiphany and said we couldn't hook up because I'm not Jewish
- •Guy who would only communicate with me via Snapchat Chat
- •Guy with huge beard, who I didn't realize was short because he was sitting down when I met him
- •Guy with huge beard, who was 6'7"