10 Reasons Why You Should Listen to Erykah Badu's "U Caint Use My Phone"

Erykah Badu just came out with a mixtape. This is very important to me.
  1. 1.
    She wrote a song with her baby daddy (Andre 3000 AKA 3 stacks AKA Mr. Ice Cold AKA Dre in the blouse AKA he could nut in me on accident on purpose and I wouldn't even be that mad frfr) and it's so beautiful and I wanna be their stunt pussy.
  2. 2.
    She used hotline bling/Dr*ke (and even though I have my qualms, it's a brilliant move)
  3. 3.
    The theme is phone usage, obviously. But it's still really awesome to see how the single theme is prevalent in every song, like an actual hand-picked mixtape.
  4. 4.
    She kind of covers Usher's "U don't have to call"
  5. 5.
    SHE USES A LIL SAMPLE OF BUN B IN ONE OF THE SONGS THAT SHE CHOPS AND SCREWS WHICH IS A LIL ODE TO HOUSTON AND I LOVE IT? I LOVE IT OMG.
  6. 6.
    She hid her actual phone number in her artwork for the mixtape so her fans could call her "burner phone"
    Like Mike Jones, but clever.
  7. 7.
    She talks about bees and how we're killin them and that is SO IMPORTANT.
  8. 8.
    She kind of covers New Edition's "Mr. Telephone Man"
  9. 9.
    It's bomb af
  10. 10.
    Because it's fuckin Badu, tf why did you need 10 reasons you fucking dickhead?