21 things I know about men so far

  1. 1.
    men in prison and men in boot camp both love to write love poems
  2. 2.
    men who call you immediately after getting your number "so you can have theirs" are usually insecure and are to be avoided like the plague
    9/10 they're checking to see if you gave them a fake number
  3. 3.
    men who put down other women to compliment you will do the same to you for another woman and are to be avoided like the plague
  4. 4.
    men who make serious promises to you before knowing you well will break said promises and are to be avoided like the plague
  5. 5.
    men who are your serious partners before they are your friend will usually run into a huge roadblock when learning how to love you and are usually to be avoided like the plague
  6. 6.
    men who are obsessed with intelligence and scoff at simple fun are boring and are to be avoided like the plague
  7. 7.
    men who don't eat the crust of the pizza are wasteful and are to be avoided like the plague
  8. 8.
    men who answer conversational questions about themselves or their well being and don't ask them back to you are inconsiderate and are to be avoided like the plague
  9. 9.
    men who hate their mothers are to be avoided like the plague
    some exceptions
  10. 10.
    men who obsessively love their mothers are to be avoided like the plague
    no exceptions
  11. 11.
    men who like batman and/or captain America have views on society and justice that might not be in your favor and are to be avoided like the plague
    batman is a self-serving asshole and captain America is most definitely racist don't @ me
  12. 12.
    men who like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky are demons and are to be avoided like the plague
  13. 13.
    men who push their sexual kinks without asking if you're into that/them are to be avoided like the plague
  14. 14.
    men who can't think of/never mention art that doesn't come from white men are duds and are to be avoided like the plague
  15. 15.
    men who don't answer questions directly are either lying or wasting your time and are to be avoided like the plague
  16. 16.
    men who like to be contrarian/"play the devil's advocate" are useless to any discursive environment and are to be avoided like the plague
  17. 17.
    men who use the word "cunt" as an insult/outside of the queer lingo context are violent and are to be avoided like the plague
  18. 18.
    men who like Dan Bilzerian are to be avoided like the plague
  19. 19.
    men who wear Tap Out shirts are to be avoided like the plague
  20. 20.
    men who suggest documentaries to you when you ask for Netflix recommendations like to waste your time and are to be avoided like the plague.
  21. 21.
    men are to be avoided like the plague
    except for the ones in prison or boot camp because you don't need to avoid them. they're not going anywhere. unless they pass boot camp/get released from prison, then avoid them like the plague.