a prediction of next week's social media news postings

  1. let's show you how absurd the political environment is by adding to the media's obsession with an evil old man whose morning routine involves reclining in a vat of flamin hot cheeto dust
  2. a family of armenian-american women (and friends) shows you how to make a successful business off of gossiping and being the subject of gossip!
    butts! are they fake?
  3. this man's name is a euphemism for penis. listen to what he's been doing with his penis.
  4. we might make a post about a now-dead and decaying gorilla bc memes bring in the clicks
  5. there's a thing on neckflix
  6. let's throw a race/gender/etc bone to the social issues side of the internet because it's good to have a guilt-free brand
  7. the 90s
  8. but yeah that cheeto dust man is crazy