a prediction of next week's social media news postings
- •let's show you how absurd the political environment is by adding to the media's obsession with an evil old man whose morning routine involves reclining in a vat of flamin hot cheeto dust
- •a family of armenian-american women (and friends) shows you how to make a successful business off of gossiping and being the subject of gossip!butts! are they fake?
- •this man's name is a euphemism for penis. listen to what he's been doing with his penis.
- •we might make a post about a now-dead and decaying gorilla bc memes bring in the clicks
- •there's a thing on neckflix
- •let's throw a race/gender/etc bone to the social issues side of the internet because it's good to have a guilt-free brand
- •the 90s
- •but yeah that cheeto dust man is crazy