I just started walking dead (Live-ish list)

all reactions, no spoilers.
  1. 1.
    I hope that klan fucker is dead
  2. 2.
    Shane is a bitch nigga
  3. 3.
    no offense but i want Rick Grimes to pry all my orifices open with duckbill specula and spit in everyone of them while rotating me on those wheels magicians put their assistants on
  4. 4.
    another Jenner being a fuckhead
    season 1 finale
  5. 5.
    this little girl is FUCKING SHIT UP OMG
    season 2 episode 1
  6. 6.
    oh now this little boy wants to talk.
    i want him to shut up already
  7. 7.
    Rick could wear me around his neck like a fur stole
  8. 8.
    the old bald headed lady kind of irks me
    start learning the concept of dead weight dude.
  9. 9.
    Southern Baptist Churches are where all the worst racists i've every known stay
  10. 10.
    i don't TRUST SHANE DOG I DONT BELIEVE SHIT HE SAYS AT ANY MINUTE
  11. 11.
    how musty do you think they are?
  12. 12.
    also i feel like there needs to be a lot more sex. this is literally an "if this were my last day on earth" situation, and i know they're trying to make sure it's NOT their last day but damn if you don't get a nut in
  13. 13.
    the elizabeth banks lookalike is a liability.
  14. 14.
    i HATE THIS LITTLE BOY.
  15. 15.
    big ass deer
  16. 16.
    lol welp! one less liability.
  17. 17.
    okay Season 1, episode 2 let's go
  18. 18.
    who dis?
  19. 19.
    Rick with blood on his face is my new sexuality
  20. 20.
    this colonel sanders lookin son of a bitch
  21. 21.
    shane is a sleeper cell and i don't trust him to do shit alone
  22. 22.
    yassss horse
    episode 3?
  23. 23.
    a vet. A VET BITCH
  24. 24.
    oh bitch these zombies be movin
  25. 25.
    recap of #5. i didn't realize how much shit she fucked up omg man
  26. 26.
    i usually love shaved heads but....
  27. 27.
    fun story regarding shane jumping out that window:
    in high school i jumped off the school building's wall that's like almost 10 feet high. i don't know why. i wasn't even hurt. it was always something with me
  28. 28.
    ok shawty do you wanna die or nah?
  29. 29.
    SHANE IS A SLEEPER CELL AND HE IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED EVER
  30. 30.
    OKAY GLENN I SEE YOU GLENN
    season 2 episode 4
  31. 31.
    also yes safe sex use condoms. but like... also repopulating the world is important? how do people get tested in this situation? what's going on in that dept?
  32. 32.
    man fuck that whole sheriff outfit
  33. 33.
    PREGNANT
  34. 34.
    11 condoms, 11 minutes bitch i'm
    season 2 episode 5
  35. 35.
    i wish norman reedus didn't look like my racist second cousin bc i sure do love a rough one
  36. 36.
    elizabeth banks lookalike is fucking reckless and a liability.
  37. 37.
    THE BARN.
  38. 38.
    can glenn keep his motherfuckin mouth shut?
    s2e6
  39. 39.
    Dale reading EVERYONE
    expose ha
  40. 40.
    oh SHIT THEY WORE TF OUT THAT WELCOME
  41. 41.
    *throws all my eggs at rick with a note that says "fertilize me"*
    s2e8
  42. 42.
    No new friends No new friends No new friends no no no
    s2e11
  43. 43.
    NOT MY BABY NOT RICK NO NOT DADDY RICK OMG NOOOO
    s2e12
  44. 44.
    after all this time they haven't thought to get some walkie talkies???
    s2e13
  45. 45.
    WHAT. THEY WHAT. THATS WHAT JENNER SAID??!!
  46. 46.
    omg whomever this sword dom is, i relate.
  47. 47.
    i want rick to stick him thumb in my asshole like little jack horner.
  48. 48.
    singin ass bitches
    s3e1
  49. 49.
    OMG THE PRISONERS
    s3e2
  50. 50.
    ok but this sexyhot man with the ponytail
  51. 51.
    THIS IS TOO MUCH WHO TF IS THISWHY IS HE EVIL WTF
    s3e3
  52. 52.
    if this is a war built off of men who can't put their egos aside, i wouldn't be surprised
  53. 53.
    also, fuck elizabeth banks jr