I Ruined Christmas Already

  1. Played Chiraq over the speakers as "Christmas music"
    The beat has bells.
  2. Put tequila in my Brunchmas mimosa
    The Brut wasn't strong enough.
  3. I suggested we kidnap one person in the family as a new tradition
    "Can't you be serious about anything?" "I am." "You're disturbed." "It's a PRANK!"
  4. Also I'm high. MERRY CRANBERRY