I Ruined Christmas Already
- •Played Chiraq over the speakers as "Christmas music"The beat has bells.
- •Put tequila in my Brunchmas mimosaThe Brut wasn't strong enough.
- •I suggested we kidnap one person in the family as a new tradition"Can't you be serious about anything?" "I am." "You're disturbed." "It's a PRANK!"
- •Also I'm high. MERRY CRANBERRY