idgaf about your racist family
- •fuck your racist family
- •giving anecdotes about them to prove to me how much better you are does not work
- •it doesn't help me relate to you more bc you're "not racist"
- •stop telling me about them bc at some point if we're cool i'm gonna have to meet them and they'll be suppressing their true form as demons
- •if you say i can't come over your place or hang bc your racist family is around i will take offense and snatch your face off
- •also you have now put in my head that you might be a sleeper cell racist luring me to a family lynching and i probably won't wanna be friends with you anymore
- •like if it's necessary give me a heads up but don't fucking make jokes and laugh at stories about your "zany old uncle ted who calls black people moon crickets"
- •i'm not afraid to slap an old person bitch i did it before i'll do it again idc if that's your blood