Lost: An Inventory

all the shit i've lost over this month. i'm going fucking crazy
  1. 1.
    black american apparel cable knit thigh high, left
  2. 2.
    three (3) butt plugs, gold with a big green rhinestone at the base
  3. 3.
    diver's knife, titanium
  4. 4.
    santa's belly shower jelly, small, half-used
  5. 5.
    black choker with heart-shaped metal decal
  6. 6.
    USPS package, supposedly mailed "in or at mailbox at 2 pm EST" which i never fucking got
    along with accompanying $165 i used to pay for the package
  7. 7.
    MAC lip liner, "OAK", brand fucking new
  8. 8.
    $20 clear lip gloss from sephora that was PERGECTLY TUCKED IN MY BOOBS DURING A RAVE
  9. 9.
    one (1) 24k gold dangling earring
  10. 10.
    yellow tongue scraper
    keep that one, actually.