Requested by Lisa

MUFASA DESERVED TO DIE

  1. let me begin this by saying that power corrupts
    there are no exceptions. ever. never.
  2. this idea of mine began with questioning why everyone hated zazu
    like, really... why do we all groan at zazu when he's literally doing his job? he's trying to take care of someone else's kid and not get eaten.
  3. and then i realized that like... he's probably being forced to be around all these traumatizing ass lions who could palm his ass out of the sky at ANY moment and eat him
    ZAZU IS ALWAYS AFRAID AND HE ACTS LIKE A FUCKING WORRYWART BC HIS LIFE IS ON THE GODDAMN LINE
  4. and zazu doesn't have any fucking family bc mufasa probably ATE THEM ALL
  5. also like... why is scar... his brother... cast away into a land of hyenas. HYENAS.
  6. theyre not the same species
  7. they're not even on the same level of the food chain
    hyenas and lions never eat together. why is he treating his fam like that?? like, why does scar have to be treated like shit?
  8. and he doesn't watch his fucking son like why is your son getting into all this shit and then at last minute you decide to catch him in the elephant graveyard
    HE COULDA DIED FAM YOU DONT FUCKING CARE ABOHT SHIT BUT YOURSELF
  9. how is it that a fucking meerkat and a warthog can raise his kid to be a better ruler than him?
  10. also if the wildebeests, who were in the crowd during the birth of your son (the whole pride was there so yes they were present don't dispute this) are so TTG with this plot to kill you, you MUST be a shitty butt ass ruler
  11. it's a coup bc mufasa is a demon and he deserved to die