Okay Mercury Retrograde
- •Made out with a hot Palestinian guy named Salah on the busAfter he asked why I was coming from New York, I told him all about li.st, and showed him videos of the show, then he read my first list. He told me people say he looks like BJ (I hope I die). Then he answered all the questions I could think to ask while holding my hands. I made the mistake of giving him my number. Now this has pressure to be more than the fleeting thing it was. fuck.
- •Got free Nike duffel bag after my other bag broke (Thanks @DanaDigsYou)I think I threw my key to my car away in the dumpster with my broken bag.
- •Found my spare without the remote, but I found the remote in new yorkin a bar where I dropped it and lost it.
- •The guy who technically beat me in our final debates hit on me I thinkfuckin Garrett
- •I sat next to Venus X of GHE20G0TH1K and confused her with Princess Nokia
- •I fucked up. and I have nothing to blame but Mercury retrograde.