Okay Mercury Retrograde

  1. Made out with a hot Palestinian guy named Salah on the bus
    After he asked why I was coming from New York, I told him all about li.st, and showed him videos of the show, then he read my first list. He told me people say he looks like BJ (I hope I die). Then he answered all the questions I could think to ask while holding my hands. I made the mistake of giving him my number. Now this has pressure to be more than the fleeting thing it was. fuck.
  2. Got free Nike duffel bag after my other bag broke (Thanks @DanaDigsYou)
    I think I threw my key to my car away in the dumpster with my broken bag.
  3. Found my spare without the remote, but I found the remote in new york
    in a bar where I dropped it and lost it.
  4. The guy who technically beat me in our final debates hit on me I think
    fuckin Garrett
  5. I sat next to Venus X of GHE20G0TH1K and confused her with Princess Nokia
  6. I fucked up. and I have nothing to blame but Mercury retrograde.
  7. 🙃🙃🙃🙃