people i'll put on payroll
i'm planning for when i rule the world and no i don't want an assistant to do all of this my assistant has other tasks.
- •professional lotionerwould rub my body up after i get out the shower, and would do check ins through the day to make sure i'm not ashy
- •cockfax researcheri need to know how the people i fuck are in bed before i fuck them
- •squishera big 6'-something dude that weighs at least 250 who will lay on top of me and squish me when i'm feeling the need for a little affection
- •draggeri need to be dragged every now and then to stay humble and also stay on top of my shit @stars has already shown a proper portfolio for this so the position is filled
- •booger checkerhaving a septum is hard
- •snackticianschedules when i eat throughout the day, figures out what i'm craving and what i need, also gets the new Migos chips for me
- •apologizerwrites apology letters and sends out of court settlement proposals for when i do shit like punching a girl's head into a pizza shop window and kicking a bus shelter ad until it shatters
- •snake and bug handlersi need snakes and bugs around me at all times i love the little critters so much
- •slime makeri also need slime around me at all times.
- •foot plastic surgeonmy toes need fillers that's all