Questions I Always Ask New Friends Before We Get Close

I'm giving you the opportunity to figure out if you wanna roll with me now. Enjoy this sneak peek and feel free to answer if you wanna get close to me.
  1. You're at a gathering. You and some attractive person have been eye-fucking across the room all night. They walk up to you, without saying a single word, and blow a spit bubble. What do you do?
  2. If you were in a loving relationship, and your partner sat down and told you very seriously that the one thing that would get them off like no other is for you to get naked, blow up balloons, and sit on them until they pop, would you do it?
  3. Pick a real person to be your arch-nemesis. What's their superpower?
    Says a lot about you and is a lot more satisfying than asking what your superpower is.
  4. What's your favorite vegetable?
  5. What's the lowest amount of money you would accept to get into a slapbox fight with your mom... And win?
    You can't tell her either.
  6. What's an ideal date for you?
  7. Have you ever been in a fight?
  8. Did you win?
  9. Are you a sweet or savory snacker?
    Are we separating our snacks or sharing them?
  10. What's your favorite holiday?
  11. Which Spice Girl was your favorite and why?
  12. What's your favorite Gatorade color?
  13. Can you dance?
  14. If you can't dance, will you still dance with me?
  15. Big spoon, little spoon or vers?
    Solid little spoon here. I'm like 5'10/'9-ish, and I'll still try to shrink up for you. At the worst, I might try to wrap you up in my legs, since we're friends and I need to let you know that, just like this nap, you're gonna be entangled and trapped with me.