Reasons Why You Do Not Let Me Get Comfortable With Texting You

  1. early morning roasts to wake my friends, part 1
  2. early morning roasts to wake my friends, part 2
    different friend.
  3. being an asshole in general
  4. sending videos my friends took of me hopping out my car at a red light to dance in traffic
    hey @stars
  5. early morning pointless text floods
  6. threatening to kill men who like me for no real reason
  7. being a heathen
    it was a party in a church, not actual church. I didn't know until after I saw he flyer. immediately changed my response.
  8. creating absurd situations in my head as a part of a pointless conversation topic
  9. connecting taking shots to fellatio
    also ALL MY FRIENDS SUCK DICK I KNOW IM NOT ALONE
  10. ok don't be my friend irl either bc shit like this happens
  11. being a dick to men who like me
  12. being fucking disgusting in general