Single Item Lists I Would Make Right Now

Title/single item
  1. FUCK ONE DIRECTION WHERE THE LITTLE MONSTERS AT
    PAWS UP FOREVER 😛🐾👵🏻
  2. NO HETERO BUT ROMAN REIGNS COULD
    EAt my pussy till his nose bleeds
  3. YOU EVER LOOK AT SOMEBODY AND
    Just tell they were raised on Bologna and ranch dressing sandwiches? (With a picture of Eminem)
  4. REAL NIGGER HOURS
    IF YOU STILL WOKE STACKIN PAPER AND STUNTIN ON THESE HOES SMASH THAT MUTHAFUCKIN LIKE
  5. PRAY FOR DAVID ARCHULETA
    Nothing's wrong with him, I just feel like he needs some prayer
  6. WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU TURNED ON A BLOWDRYER IN YOUR ASS
    Asking for a friend
  7. JD IS LOWKEY A TERRIBLE FRIEND AND LITERALLY EVERYONE ON SCRUBS IS MORE INTERESTING THAN HIM
    Even Ted.
  8. ONE TIME THIS GIRL TOLD ME THE KEY TO ANAL IS TO RELAX YOUR MOUTH SO YOUR ANUS WILL RELAX TOO
    Still have yet to confirm or deny this advice
  9. ONE TIME I SAW GINUWINE AT THE WALMART IN WALDORF
    He was trying to get quarters from under the coinstar machine #SoAnxious
  10. CONFESSION: LAST YEAR I ACCIDENTALLY DRANK TOO MUCH CODEINE COUGH SYRUP
    And my asshole smelled/tasted like a wintergreen lifesaver, according to someone
  11. THE ONE TIME I REALIZED I WAS BECOMING AN ADULT
    When I messaged my ex back after he DMed me on Twitter, and his new fiancée sent me a collage of them together then told me to stop messaging him, I didn't send her a collage of me sitting on his face and putting makeup on him to tell her not to fuck with me
  12. I SMASHED A FORD FOCUS ONCE
    I am sorry.