Single Item Lists I Would Make Right Now
- •FUCK ONE DIRECTION WHERE THE LITTLE MONSTERS ATPAWS UP FOREVER 😛🐾👵🏻
- •NO HETERO BUT ROMAN REIGNS COULDEAt my pussy till his nose bleeds
- •YOU EVER LOOK AT SOMEBODY ANDJust tell they were raised on Bologna and ranch dressing sandwiches? (With a picture of Eminem)
- •REAL NIGGER HOURSIF YOU STILL WOKE STACKIN PAPER AND STUNTIN ON THESE HOES SMASH THAT MUTHAFUCKIN LIKE
- •PRAY FOR DAVID ARCHULETANothing's wrong with him, I just feel like he needs some prayer
- •WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU TURNED ON A BLOWDRYER IN YOUR ASSAsking for a friend
- •JD IS LOWKEY A TERRIBLE FRIEND AND LITERALLY EVERYONE ON SCRUBS IS MORE INTERESTING THAN HIMEven Ted.
- •ONE TIME THIS GIRL TOLD ME THE KEY TO ANAL IS TO RELAX YOUR MOUTH SO YOUR ANUS WILL RELAX TOOStill have yet to confirm or deny this advice
- •ONE TIME I SAW GINUWINE AT THE WALMART IN WALDORFHe was trying to get quarters from under the coinstar machine #SoAnxious
- •CONFESSION: LAST YEAR I ACCIDENTALLY DRANK TOO MUCH CODEINE COUGH SYRUPAnd my asshole smelled/tasted like a wintergreen lifesaver, according to someone
- •THE ONE TIME I REALIZED I WAS BECOMING AN ADULTWhen I messaged my ex back after he DMed me on Twitter, and his new fiancée sent me a collage of them together then told me to stop messaging him, I didn't send her a collage of me sitting on his face and putting makeup on him to tell her not to fuck with me
- •I SMASHED A FORD FOCUS ONCEI am sorry.