The Different Ways to Take Butt Pics
Owning your sexuality in different angles.
- •The first angle is the full-body "not really a butt pic, but you know what it is" butt pic. It's my profile pic because I love that picture and I don't have to explain myself to any of y'all.
- •Then, there's the "it's rugby season so I'm gonna show my ass AND the super nice thighs I've gotten from pushing multiple 200-plus pound girls over a ball"
- •The butt pic that is only used for one-second snapchats that makes the recipient press and hold to replay, just to confirm that's a butt in the pic
- •The almost demure (HA) peek-a-boo pose
- •I use this angle when I pretend like I was lazy all day instead of spending thirty minutes cleaning my room to take butt picsCan you see I have a cheap app for the photo size limits?
- •The one angle guys use in dick pics to make them look bigger and a little ominous.I don't know why there's a peace sign. That's what's making me embarrassed.
- •And lastly... one for the advanced butt pic babes, of which I'm super proud.And if you can stick 6 carnations in your ass through jean shorts for a picture too, then you don't even need to be reading this list. We're both good enough at this game. Props.