Things Better Than Boys/dating

  1. Cleaning your ears with Q-tips
  2. Sneezing
  3. When the dj cues a song with a bpm that matches the song already playing perfectly and you don't have to change your rhythm
    I guess this doesn't apply to everyone, does it?
  4. Shoes that don't hurt after walking across the city all day
  5. Breaking an egg yolk on a sunny side up egg
  6. Getting the chills when you pee
  7. Flossing out a piece of food that was stuck in your teeth all day
  8. The tingles you get before you get drunk
  9. Those naps that make you wake up all disoriented
  10. A saxophone solo
  11. Petting a baby animal
  12. Warm pastry, cold ice cream, nuts for crunch and maybe a syrup
    Apple pie, French vanilla, pecans and caramel. Or a brownie, cookies n cream, walnuts and chocolate fudge syrup.
  13. Jazz guitar on Saturday afternoon
  14. Spending a whole year alone, by yourself, celibate, not dating, and really finding out how to start believing your worth, beauty, value, talent, and power, instead of being surprised when people tell you all the good in you.
    Something I might do. I've changed my regular mirror mantra of "whatever. You're gonna die soon anyway" to "I love you and I'm going to take care of you." I want to mean it by the end of this year. This is infinitely better than any shitty ass boy or dating anyone.
  15. Literally anything.
  16. Smelling my son's head
    After a nap, after a bath, literally I could smell his head all day.
    Suggested by   @shanaz
  17. The amazing nostalgia of playing Mario Bros on the old school Nintendo
    Also the WiiU Super Mario 3D world is sooo fun!
    Suggested by   @shanaz
  18. Picking a long hair out of the crack of your ass
    Makes me giggle
    Suggested by   @shanaz
  19. Being able to do anything you want without needing to worry about actually going out
    By anything I want I mean Netflix and hot chocolate and not leaving the house
    Suggested by   @libby92
  20. When a random long white hair grows on your stomach
    Suggested by   @maggielocker
  21. Most things that have a lot of cheese.
    Mac and cheese, pizza, nachos...
    Suggested by   @katherinelee
  22. Uninterrupted reading time
    Suggested by   @shainadesai
  23. Eating Nutella in bed wearing sweatpants and watching Girls and not having to share or compromise a damn thing.
    Suggested by   @dubstep
  24. When your whole bed, and all your pillows, and ESPECIALLY all your blankets all belong to you you you! And you can eat these cookies in bed.
    Suggested by   @jennifergster
  25. Females. Duh
    Suggested by   @shainadesai
  26. Taking a really satisfying shit.
    I'm talking no pushing/strainage.
    Suggested by   @DanaDigsYou
  27. Radio playing one bombass song after another than you just stop whatever you're doing and listen
    Suggested by   @aida
  28. When you wake up naturally right before your alarm goes off.
    And you're super awake.
    Suggested by   @makpuiki
  29. Falling asleep as soon as you lay down in bed
    Suggested by   @LauraM
  30. Getting your eyebrows threaded
    Suggested by   @anasha
  31. Um masturbating. Duh.
    Suggested by   @gooeyg_irl