Things in a Partner That Are🔥🔥🔥
Alternatively titled: "If You Wanna Be My Lover: A list of things I'd like, but don't mind if you ain't gottem"
- •Not afraid of experimentationRead: will at least consider trying things once, whether it's playing with knives or eating Dorito omelettes for breakfast. You don't have to do it... It's the thought that counts.
- •Good at logging out and tapping into the "Real World ™"Doesn't have to be completely off the grid, but can challenge me to spend at least 24 hours off my phone and in their presence.
- •Pretty fuckin dirtyIf you can out-nasty me, you're probably disgusting, and very creative, and I'd love that. It's a lot more rare than you'd think (and my presence on here has been very censored... I'm gross as hell).
- •A little scaryA little thrill ain't never hurt nobody. If something about you makes me a little nervous, I'll more likely be into you.
- •Great at shopping for clothesI suck at it. We need balance.
- •Strong handsFor choking; for spanking; for getting a grip on what's important
- •Able to teach a know-it-all a little something about something
- •Could handle accidentally responding to "Daddy" when first meeting my fatherNot saying that would happen, or that I'd call them daddy. It's just... A possibility. You gotta be pretty good at crisis management.
- •Ability to discuss different opinions without being a dickEven if we disagree, we can be civil.
- •Pro at playful banter
- •Can get through the whole happy birthday song without giving up on the highest note and changing keys like a BITCH