Times I Was Real Cute
It's like y'all want me to post selfie lists also i had to edit this so much bc incriminating evidence
- •When I woke up this one morningAfter a night of being wayyyy too drunk, making out with a handful of friends, playing the drums in an impromptu noise punk set, whipping some shady boots ass girls in the face with my hair, and getting invited to a birthday soirée outside of a seedy bar/club/Korean restaurant.
- •when i was waiting for my elevator in LA to see my bbsjet lagged and nervous and empty-stomached. i didn't eat for a majority of the time i was in LA. i wonder if that's a citywide habit.
- •When I pooped in a high end retail store because I knew that nobody would be in the bathroomsThank you Tysons corner.
- •When I texted some dude bout some other dude trying to dance on me while I was leaning against the barSo cute, he even had to admit it.I'm Legit at a Club Right Now.
- •When I peed in Eataly and waited for my Xanax to settle in after having a panic attack in Madison Park
- •When I found free picture frames and told @SamanthaBanks to take pictures of me before interviewing her for Dry and Dirtyplease watch my show on Facebook.com/GetCafe it's my lil baby and i'm trying to nourish it to help it grow
- •When I was drunk and tried to see if my breakout was visible in the light at my best friend's apartmentIt was. Oh well.
- •when i disregarded the terrible painting of my ancestors done by some racist who purposely blackfaced my grandma and them and my mom didn't hang it for years bc the only things she had of her estranged white side were those pictures she got painted but she broke down and hung it bc fuck iti don't hate it bc they're painted black, i hate it bc it's painted terribly.
- •When my fave l couple got drunk with methey're broken up now bc college is over
- •when i had pink eyebrows in the spring and was very hi and late for my presentation for my research class but they still gave me an A
- •When I had pink hair and eyebrows/when I was in a "thing" with some YouTube demon with a thing for bacon, calling me a "big boy toy" bc of my height/booty, and being a fucking creep
- •when i felt great bc i graduated university and got pretty in spite of feeling invalidated for my happiness and generally ignored
- •the last time i ever had actual short blonde hairRIP baldheadedbitch and RIP that septum ring
- •when @seyi took a photo of my butt photo for her photography project
- •when i had a super shaved headjust pick a moment in that time
- •edit: see also the following