Ways I've Reached Peak #countygirl This Morning
Don't ask me how I ventured into this territory (geographically or mentally)
- •Dress code cardinal sinAnd I think they're mismatched. I've refrained from looking down out of fear that the shame would burn my eyes.
- •Pum pum shortsAka booty shorts, or in this case, Booty booty booty booty rockin everywhere shorts (shout out bubba sparxx) seen here with the aforementioned cardinal sin.
- •Sidebar...Did you know Bubba Sparxxx got buff and is marrying a pageant girl (which is so country of him btw) also THAT'S PETEY PABLO BESIDE HIM (@soilgazer) and if you don't know who either of them is here's bubba: http://youtu.be/znUS2KqPYCw and here's Petey: http://youtu.be/M48nlk-1kH8... I could write lists about both of these songs. Oof, I'm really in the county right now.
- •High pony/County girl pony/Mall pony/"wrap it around your fist and tug during doggystyle" pony. And it was a side pony. WOOO boy.
- •Stanned for wawa for a hot secondHad to stop in the middle of my trek to get gas. They never let me down (hey @amylombard).
- •Blasting Josh Turner's "Firecracker" on my way homeThis is beyond county girl, and more into country girl, which has slight differences, but I needed to put it somewhere on this confessional.
- •I drove past a farm???Like a full on barn farm. I know the dude whose family owns it, and once again county girl 👉🏽 country girl. But whatever.
- •I'm too deep in the county.I need to get home, eat some chia pudding and catch a Pilates class before I end up getting impregnated by a dude with dirty fingernails and etnies.