- •If I die some time soon, none of my internet friends will know.NOBODY HAS MY PASSWORDS! HOW WILL THE NEWS GET TO YOU? I DONT WANT ANYONE TO THINK IM IGNORING THEM.
- •When I get off the phone/FaceTime/etc with someone, they can still see me doing stupid shit.I restarted my phone once out of paranoia that the person I was on FaceTime with would see me peeing and watching vines.
- •My mom reads my dossier and knows how disgusting I amShe works at *the* three letter agency you think of when discussing how the government is spying on you. That's about as far as I'll go into how I think this fear is justified.
- •One day, my stomach is gonna get tired of holding all the lactose and gluten to which I have an intolerance and just explode, seeping all the stomach acids through my insides and killing me in an extremely painful wayBut I'll still fuck up a slice of pizza with no hesitation.
- •I run into at least 4-8 Klan members on a regular basis, and they've infiltrated my life and plan to lynch me when the time is rightThis is not a weird fear this is actually a serious fear and uh? I really get terrified that somebody is just gonna kill my ass randomly bc Black/Queer/Afab.
- •The next time I make out with someone, my brain forgets how to kiss and my muscle memory just switches to blowjob mode.Imagine me deepthroating someone's chin with panic in my eyes.
- •Sleeping over someone's house the first time after hooking up and snoring like an actual West Virginian black bear
- •Having An aneurysm as a result of being so fucking over the top