Weird Fears

  1. 1.
    If I die some time soon, none of my internet friends will know.
    NOBODY HAS MY PASSWORDS! HOW WILL THE NEWS GET TO YOU? I DONT WANT ANYONE TO THINK IM IGNORING THEM.
  2. 2.
    When I get off the phone/FaceTime/etc with someone, they can still see me doing stupid shit.
    I restarted my phone once out of paranoia that the person I was on FaceTime with would see me peeing and watching vines.
  3. 3.
    My mom reads my dossier and knows how disgusting I am
    She works at *the* three letter agency you think of when discussing how the government is spying on you. That's about as far as I'll go into how I think this fear is justified.
  4. 4.
    One day, my stomach is gonna get tired of holding all the lactose and gluten to which I have an intolerance and just explode, seeping all the stomach acids through my insides and killing me in an extremely painful way
    But I'll still fuck up a slice of pizza with no hesitation.
  5. 5.
    I run into at least 4-8 Klan members on a regular basis, and they've infiltrated my life and plan to lynch me when the time is right
    This is not a weird fear this is actually a serious fear and uh? I really get terrified that somebody is just gonna kill my ass randomly bc Black/Queer/Afab.
  6. 6.
    The next time I make out with someone, my brain forgets how to kiss and my muscle memory just switches to blowjob mode.
    Imagine me deepthroating someone's chin with panic in my eyes.
  7. 7.
    Sleeping over someone's house the first time after hooking up and snoring like an actual West Virginian black bear
  8. 8.
    Having An aneurysm as a result of being so fucking over the top