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What Do You Do When Your Internet Crush Isnt in to You and You Want to Cry/kill

  1. Throw a fucking fit in real life
  2. Get real cute
  3. Realize that dick is a constantly renewed and overabundant resource.
    Even rich dick, even drama dick, even celeb crush dick, it's all replaceable. Trust me. It's not that valuable
  4. Then you flex on his fuck ass