Wild Screenshots From My Phone I Need Archived Before They're Deleted From the "Cloud"

All of these are not safe for work/life. Also in reverse chronological order. Sidenote: I don't think I'm this flagrant in real life.
  1. UPDATE: I just had to add one
  2. Siri playing games on my phone.
    Ok, bitch.
  3. I don't remember who or what this was about... But I'm always bout it.
  4. My version of important vs. my friends' version of important
  5. Securing my spot in hell (she was just kidding but STILL)
  6. A horrible moment caught on snapchat
  7. Too many people correcting me on the lyrics to "Work it"
  8. Not a screenshot. Still the funniest picture ever
  9. None of my exes know how to act.
  10. Turning some dude in my class down
  11. Discussing the thin line between kinksters and cannibalistic murderers
  12. A PRECURSOR TO A VERY BAD DRUG DEAL IN WHICH INWAS COERCED TO BE A MIDDLE MAN
  13. Someone using the best part of an ok horror movie to start a conversation
  14. How my afterlife will be