All of these are not safe for work/life. Also in reverse chronological order. Sidenote: I don't think I'm this flagrant in real life.
  1. UPDATE: I just had to add one
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  2. Siri playing games on my phone.
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    Ok, bitch.
  3. I don't remember who or what this was about... But I'm always bout it.
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  4. My version of important vs. my friends' version of important
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  5. Securing my spot in hell (she was just kidding but STILL)
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  6. A horrible moment caught on snapchat
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  7. Too many people correcting me on the lyrics to "Work it"
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  8. Not a screenshot. Still the funniest picture ever
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  9. None of my exes know how to act.
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  10. Turning some dude in my class down
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  11. Discussing the thin line between kinksters and cannibalistic murderers
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  12. A PRECURSOR TO A VERY BAD DRUG DEAL IN WHICH INWAS COERCED TO BE A MIDDLE MAN
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  13. Someone using the best part of an ok horror movie to start a conversation
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  14. How my afterlife will be
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