Wild Screenshots From My Phone I Need Archived Before They're Deleted From the "Cloud"
All of these are not safe for work/life. Also in reverse chronological order. Sidenote: I don't think I'm this flagrant in real life.
- •UPDATE: I just had to add one
- •Siri playing games on my phone.Ok, bitch.
- •I don't remember who or what this was about... But I'm always bout it.
- •My version of important vs. my friends' version of important
- •Securing my spot in hell (she was just kidding but STILL)
- •A horrible moment caught on snapchat
- •Too many people correcting me on the lyrics to "Work it"
- •Not a screenshot. Still the funniest picture ever
- •None of my exes know how to act.
- •Turning some dude in my class down
- •Discussing the thin line between kinksters and cannibalistic murderers
- •A PRECURSOR TO A VERY BAD DRUG DEAL IN WHICH INWAS COERCED TO BE A MIDDLE MAN
- •Someone using the best part of an ok horror movie to start a conversation
- •How my afterlife will be