Things broke people do (me)

  1. Eat gas station hotdogs because they are 2 for $2.22 and they are freaking delicious
  2. Get $5 of gas at a time
  3. Hit up that $1 sausage biscuit
  4. Get $.34 refills in my Big Gulp cup at the nearby 7 11
  5. Use napkins as toilet paper when I run out
  6. Get super stoked when it's happy hour at Sonic and Krystals