as a human bean, beans are a regular part of my diet as they should be for all (@k_land dont fight it, learn to embrace the true bean hierarchy)
  1. black beans
    a staple, always need black beans in the kitchen AT ALL TIMES, goes with everything!!!
  2. almost any other legume??
    its a great food group truly (edamame and lentils are particularly good)
    dont talk to me about pinto bean bullshit. pinto beans disgrace the beauty of bean, cheese, rice burritos and have no place on my plate or in my stomach (does not deserve to be pictured EVER and coincidentally are typically the WORST COLOR EVER orange)