What I Look for in an S.O.

Any other list (e.g. cute, nice, funny) is bullshit. Is it really too much to ask??
  1. Willing to kill all spiders for me
    That goes for other bugs too
  2. Designated tall person
    How else am I supposed to reach the top shelves in my kitchen?!
  3. Chauffeur
    I. Hate. Driving. And I suck at it. So yeah. Please don't make me drive.
  4. Bag-carrier
    If we go on a trip somewhere, I'm going to need some help hauling my 20 pound bag around the airport. Also applies to grocery bags.
  5. Of course cute, nice, etc. would also be great. But I'm just covering the essentials here.
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