QUESTIONS AND SOLUTIONS TO MAKE YOUR TUMMY ACHE GO AWAY
From the actual stomach ache queen👑 (ya, me)
- •Did I eat too much?I believe there are 2 types of people in the world: 1) the sleep it off-ers and 2) the walk it off-ers. Personally, I'm a walk it off-er and definitely like to get my digestion going that way. Try each and figure out who you truly are! Side note: sometimes when I'm too full, I feel like the cure is eating more. WHYYYYY??
- •Have I eaten enough today?Huge misconception that stomach aches are from eating. Sometimes they're truly from not eating ENOUGH. Try a very basic snack or meal and when in doubt...saltine out.
- •Do I need to poop?And if you don't think you need to poop, sit your ass on the toilet for 10+ mins. Bring a book, your phone, a cup of tea...whatever you need to just chill on that porcelain for a few. Not kidding--pooping solves 75% of my stomach aches (at least temporarily).
- •Or do I need to fart?We all fart but unfortunately we also all hold them in sometimes. Go find a safe, comfortable place where you can LET IT OUT.
- •Just need a little soothing?Tea, mint things, Papaya enzymes...that good shit
- •Is it time to turn to medicine?I'm not a medicine person but these are basics that I'm learning to love: 1) Gas-X...you don't have to be gassy to need some of this shit. It can be a cure-all, I swear. 2) Tums...like saltines, when in doubt, Tums out. 3) Pepto-Bismol...absolutely disgusting but absolutely helpful, when the time is right.
- •How am I ACTUALLY feeling?Are you sad? Stressed? Angry? Nervous? Bad mental feelings = Bad physical feelings😥