The best posts have a badass/inspirational caption to enhance the viewers experience
  1. All rhinos can be unicorns if people lower their expectations a touch
  2. [insert song lyric to make me sound deep]
  3. Wake up every morning as if you realized you made a giant mistake taking that person home from the bar last night, and you'll always be able to get out of bed for work
  4. *spontaneous truffle shuffle*
  5. I'm not an ugly person, I'm a beautiful monkey
  6. Best friends are those who are sweet, cold, unhealthy, and also ice cream.
  7. Be proud of who you are today, because you will never be as much of a failure as the Indiana Jones and the crystal skull movie