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  1. All rhinos can be unicorns if people lower their expectations a touch
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  2. [insert song lyric to make me sound deep]
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  3. Wake up every morning as if you realized you made a giant mistake taking that person home from the bar last night, and you'll always be able to get out of bed for work
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  4. *spontaneous truffle shuffle*
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  5. I'm not an ugly person, I'm a beautiful monkey
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  6. Best friends are those who are sweet, cold, unhealthy, and also ice cream.
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  7. Be proud of who you are today, because you will never be as much of a failure as the Indiana Jones and the crystal skull movie
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