IMAGINARY PET FISH AND THE WEIRD/INAPPROPRIATE NAMES I WOULD GIVE THEM IF I HAD THEM

Inspired by @mnickwrites an requested list! Fish freak me the hell out, sooooo I will never get a fish to name.
  1. Shark bait
    Ooh ha ha!
  2. Sushi
  3. Jaws
  4. Bish the fish
    So it's more PG instead of PG-13... Also rhyming!
  5. Lox
  6. Taco
  7. Caesar
    After the real dressing.....