NAMES THAT I SHOULD BE CALLED IN LIEU OF "MOM" WHEN I HAVE A CHILD

Inspired by @libedon
  1. Mum
    Why do British people get to have all the fun!?
  2. M
    So I can feel as bad ass as Judy Dench in James Bond movies
  3. Oh Wonderful One
    Because I gave them life and should be honored for that!
  4. Queen
    No need for explanation