Possible Titles For My Memoir

Inspired by @maddyrutowski 😁 GIRL I GET YOUR PROCRASTINATION!
  1. How I Managed to Not Be Sent to a Mental Institution
    And other survival skills
  2. No, I'm Not High I'm Just Weird
  3. The Life and Times of Someone who Utilizes Urban Dictionary to Figure Out What The Hell Her Peers Are Talking About
  4. What Do You Mean "Chocolate Chips is Not Considered Breakfast"?!
    And other important inquiries
  5. OLIVER! Stop Trying to Eat My Hair!
    The life of a dog mom
  6. Wear Maxi Dresses So You Don't Have to Shave Your Legs
    And other lazy female life hacks