Reasons Why the Aliens are Not Gonna Pick Me to Help Form the Perfect Human Race

Inspired by @joemurphy
  1. 1.
    I fall on the floor 86% of the time when I sneeze.
  2. 2.
    I have kneed myself in the face and given myself a nose bleed before while sitting on the couch
  3. 3.
    I always have at least 2 bruises on my body that I have no recollection of.