Reasons Why the Aliens are Not Gonna Pick Me to Help Form the Perfect Human Race
Inspired by @joemurphy
- 1.I fall on the floor 86% of the time when I sneeze.
- 2.I have kneed myself in the face and given myself a nose bleed before while sitting on the couch
- 3.I always have at least 2 bruises on my body that I have no recollection of.