Sprinkle These Things around Your House to Keep Me from Entering

Inspired by @marymurphy and @kcupcaker
  1. Fiji/Voss Water
    YOU ARE WATER NOT THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES! CALM YOUR PRICES DOWN!
  2. Commitment
    RETREAT
  3. Kale
    KALE CHIPS ARE NO REPLACEMENT FOR POTATO CHIPS YOU LIARS
  4. Jello
    IT'S SO JIGGLY AND SLIMY
  5. Hair
    NOOOOOOOO 😷
  6. Motivational speakers
    YOU DON'T KNOW ME!
  7. Kiosk workers
    NO I DON'T WANT YOUR PILLOW MADE FROM COTTON PICKED ON MOUNT VESUVIUS
  8. Fish
    THOSE ARE NOT ACCEPTABLE PETS
  9. Updated Scooby Doo Characters
    HOW DARE YOU