THINGS TAKING UP SPACE IN MY BRAIN
Inspired by @sarahgorman
- •The softer the mozzarella cheese in the packaging, the better tasting it is
- •All the names of the Kardashians
- •The entire intro song to my 4 year old sister's favorite tv show.I don't even remember what it's called.
- •A strong, irrational fear of fish out of waterAnd fish in general....
- •Too many of Taylor Swift's ex boyfriendsNot all... But too many
- •The birthdays of my ex boyfriends
- •What do dogs think about?
- •Drew Barrymore's horoscope sign
- •Donald Trump's alleged penis size to hand size ratio@donaldtrump2016 is more open than I would prefer
- •The JFK assassination and other conspiracy theories in detail
- •The names to all the workers at both Sonic's in my area
- •What would men do in the days before the Internet if they wanted to send a dick pic?
- •Isn't the bathroom in all houses gender neutral?
- •The least crappy pizza in vacuity of Tampa, Florida
- •The Cinnamon Toast Crunch commercial basically depicts cannibalism.
- •There are too many Taken and Fast and Furious movies
- •Why have Adam Sandler's movies all been so crappy over the past few years?