Things that went through my head the first time I went to Zumba

It went about as well as you would expect it to for a girl who hasn't worked out in 7 years. Inspired by @nataliarodas and @dfly
  1. Min 1:
    "I've got this!"
  2. Minute 8:
    "THE HELL IT'S ONLY BEEN 8 MINUTES!? IS IT BROKEN "
  3. Minute 10:
    *after staring at the clock for 2 minutes* "Okay, it works..."
  4. Minute 26:
    *watching myself in the mirror and comparing myself to the instructor* "Why doesn't she look as sweaty as me?? Is she even sweating!?"
  5. Minute 30:
    "OMG IS THAT MY HEART!? Oh that's the music...."
  6. Minute 42:
    "Okay one water break is not enough, instructor lady! Fuck this song I need a moment!"
  7. Minute 50:
    "Isn't it a law to have a cool down moment!? When are we cooling down!?"
  8. Minute 57:
    "THIS IS A COOL DOWN!?!?"
  9. Minute 60:
    *friend pulls me off the floor* "WHY DO PEOPLE WANT TO BE HEALTHY!? THE HUMAN BODY WAS MADE TO SLEEP!"