Things that went through my head the first time I went to Zumba
- •Min 1:"I've got this!"
- •Minute 8:"THE HELL IT'S ONLY BEEN 8 MINUTES!? IS IT BROKEN "
- •Minute 10:*after staring at the clock for 2 minutes* "Okay, it works..."
- •Minute 26:*watching myself in the mirror and comparing myself to the instructor* "Why doesn't she look as sweaty as me?? Is she even sweating!?"
- •Minute 30:"OMG IS THAT MY HEART!? Oh that's the music...."
- •Minute 42:"Okay one water break is not enough, instructor lady! Fuck this song I need a moment!"
- •Minute 50:"Isn't it a law to have a cool down moment!? When are we cooling down!?"
- •Minute 57:"THIS IS A COOL DOWN!?!?"
- •Minute 60:*friend pulls me off the floor* "WHY DO PEOPLE WANT TO BE HEALTHY!? THE HUMAN BODY WAS MADE TO SLEEP!"