I really don't think any of this matters to him, but I'm going to worry about it anyway because that's who I am.
  1. Can he tell I've gained 4 pounds from overeating with my family this week?
    They were in town for my graduation/sisters birthday/Mother's Day. We hardly ate at home bc we celebrate good times, C'MON
  2. Is it too soon to wear sweatpants? I've been wearing them all day at this point and would really rather never take them off
  3. Will he be able to smell the good n plentys I just scarfed down before he texted me?
    I'm obviously going to brush my teeth, but licorice lingers I think...
  4. Okay. Outside his apartment. Wish me luck!