This is what I'm thinking about while waiting for the plane to take off...
  1. Why couldn't we be delayed before we boarded? Then we would have more room, get to use ACTUAL bathrooms and have access to food.
  2. There are far too many babies on this flight to not have at least one meltdown
    God I hope it's not the baby near me
  3. Thankful I had the presence of mind to pack an additional battery charger
    You know, those slim chargers that don't need to be plugged into anything?? Ugh there's a technical word for it but I don't remember it right now
  4. I miss my dog
  5. I miss my sister's dog (my second dog)
  6. Op — we're leaving.
    .. short list