FACTS ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND THAT ARE ALSO REASONS I LIKE HIM
lol wait... Things are going well.?
- •He braids my hair up at night because I'm lazy and "my arms get tired"(and also, my twist outs are trash 😔)
- •He has traversed several snowstorms to bring me Taco BellHe also will always buy me the fried cinnamon dough balls even though he finds them "so gross"
- •He once accidentally killed a goldfish that he was pet sitting and then bought an impostor fish at a store to replace it before anyone found outHe later almost did the same thing with my gerbil, but he was able to find and capture it before I found out 😭
- •He says "I love you" on the phone even if his friends are around
- •One time I got my period in his basketball shorts and he just washed them and never mentioned it
- •His favorite saying is "if you are hungry, I will feed you"Which brings us back to my obsession with Taco Bell...
- •A1 pimple popperThis is getting gross, but seriously... Bitch even those deep blackheads.?!
- •When my grandpa died, he came over with my favorite butter pecan ice cream, held me as I sobbed so uncontrollably that I knocked him off the bed, and then silently watched Over the Garden Wall with me until I fell asleep.And not once did he utter the atrocious "he's in a better place"
- •He will harmonize to Hotline Bling with me at the drop of a hat
- •He would rather stay in and watch nature documentaries than go out & partyPartially because he doesn't drink, but mostly because nature documentaries are so fucking cool