THINGS I WANT FOR MY 22ND BIRTHDAY

Because my birthday is Friday and sewwwww* many people have been asking 🙄 (*that's a lie. Literally no one cares)
  1. 1.
    SIA's version of Kanye West's "Real Friends"
    If that's too difficult to track down, I'd also love to have a good singer sing the chorus and beatbox so I can rap over it alone in my room and make my own personal acoustic remix
  2. 2.
    Money
  3. 3.
    Uber gift cards
    Do you WANT me to be late to class??
  4. 4.
    A framed painting of Oprah Winfrey looking powerful in the style of Kehinde Wiley