A list of the most millennial-like things I've done.

We are the worst kind of people on this planet and God hates us.
  1. 1.
    Googled 'how to spell Millenial'.
    It's millennial with 2 'll's and 2 'nn's. Got it.
  2. 2.
    Shared an article from buzzfeed on Facebook.
    It was something really insightful and made me question society, plus it got 20+ likes so I made a difference in the world.
  3. 3.
    Created a 'secret' account on a form of social media because I have too much angst for my public friends.
    Follow my sinsta @oliviasuckss. I have so many important opinions to share into the world and its artsy.
  4. 4.
    Proudly and publicly accepted a position with 'The Odyessey'.
    "Check out my latest article titled "Open Letter to anyone struggling: we've all been there at some point and need to remember these important life lessons". Let me know what you think!"
  5. 5.
    Asked for money for philanthropy through Facebook.
    "Hello friends and family! As many of you may know, I recently joined...." And the rest is history.
  6. 6.
    Created a groupme for an insignificant event.
    Choosing the name and avi was the hardest part. How do you choose a picture for 'grocery shopping with baesπŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©'?
  7. 7.
    Based a decision on a buzzfeed quiz result.
    "Sorry I can't... I took a quiz and it said I'm more of a Katy Perry than Taylor swift."
  8. 8.
    Ghosted someone.
    I feel so awful but not really.
  9. 9.
    Participated in a hashtag for an event.
    #MichelleAndJohnAreBerryInLove was a beautiful event documented through Instagram.
  10. 10.
    Not gone to church.
    We don't need a set of rules to be a good person and believe.
  11. 11.
    Liked an article on The Onion.
    It's so unique, ironic, and hilarious that I couldn't help myself!
  12. 12.
    Retweeted a tweet that defended an oppressed group.
    It lets my 452 followers know I believe in justice.
  13. 13.
    Made an account on List and wrote listicles.
    Fuck you we are in this one together