Thoughts you might have when you visit an art museum:
- •How the fuck is this considered artI could do better than that
- •Why is the guard looking at me like I'm a criminal
- •Am I standing too close to the painting?
- •What a nice drawing of a....line
- •Why does the guard watching me look at the paintings with naked people make me feel uncomfort...
- •HA, PENIS
- •That penis looks so... sturdy
- •How long is too long to stare at the penis
- •HA, BOOBS(Not as funny as penis tho)
- •How long do I need to look at a painting before I move on to the next one
- •Why is the guard still looking at me
- •Am I allowed to take pictures or nah
- •I'm so artsy
- •How hard would it be for me to become Picasso