Screenshots I Have On My Phone, Explained

  1. I saw this photo at 5:05 on a Friday literally 10 seconds after taking my pants off
  2. I recently flew Delta and fell in love with their safety video featuring internet stars. Doge put me over the edge, I had to save it.
  3. My sister called me on FaceTime to show me this gigantic carrot.
  4. My dad is full of helpful suggestions.
  5. This is just very poignant and I was like damn gotta save this for the future when I say it to sound smart to my friends but cite the reference properly because plagiarism ain't cool.