Inspired by @ListPrompts
  1. At seven, my best friend and I tied a neighbor to the swing set with shoelaces and my dad had to cut her off
  2. At five, spelled a bad word on the back of my circus art project when the class bad boy told me to
  3. At five, I stole the scratch 'n sniff stickers off my kindergarten teacher's desk one at a time over a few weeks