MY FAVORITE AUTHORS (WHOM I'VE NEVER READ)

I have never read a single word of these people I reference constantly
  1. Virginia Wolfe
  2. Jonathon Safran foer
  3. Homer
  4. Zadie smith
  5. Ralph Waldo Emerson
  6. Sapphire
  7. Alexis DeTocqueville
  8. Carl Sagan
  9. Thomas Friedman