REASONS THAT ITS OK TO USE YOUR ASSISTANT AS A SEAT FILLER AT SUGAR FISH

  1. The whole "you can't be seated until your whole party is present" rule is total bullshit
  2. I'm pretty sure she'd rather be there than sitting at her desk staring at a computer
  3. The wait is crazy and by the time k sit im so hungry I eat like half the ocean and fuck up my carbon footprint
  4. I feel like I was asked to do worse things when I was an assistant (but I cannot back this up)
  5. Toro and scallion roll