My negative (or anti-) bucket list

It's like a bucket list, only with things I have absolutely no desire to do before I die, in no particular order
  1. Climb Mt.Everest
  2. Run a marathon
  3. Participate in a parade of any kind
  4. Participate in a protest of any kind
  5. Get a divorce
  6. Get 'white girl wasted', as fun and amusing as it might be.
  7. Learn how to rebuild a car engine, specifically. Learn how to repair my own car, generally.
  8. Ride my bicycle across the U.S. I have no desire to ride my bicycle further than about 15 - 20 miles, once a month or so.