1. Unicorn
  2. Unicorn
  3. Unicorn
  4. (Crush|kill|destroy)ing it
  5. Up and to the right
    The only time you would need to qualify that your growth chart is trending towards the right is if you are a time travel startup, in which case you get a free pass on this one.
  6. Power Law
  7. Company names that start with "zen" and don't end with "enefits"