ELEMENTS THAT MUST BE ABOLISHED FROM THE SILICON VALLEY VERNACULAR

  1. 1.
    Unicorn
  2. 2.
    Unicorn
  3. 3.
    Unicorn
  4. 4.
    (Crush|kill|destroy)ing it
  5. 5.
    Up and to the right
    The only time you would need to qualify that your growth chart is trending towards the right is if you are a time travel startup, in which case you get a free pass on this one.
  6. 6.
    Power Law
  7. 7.
    Company names that start with "zen" and don't end with "enefits"